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"Now THIS long stretch mark was from my second pregnancy with you, J. So much extra amniotic fluid that the doctors thought I must be having multiples. But no, just gushing and gushing of fluid when my water finally broke. Every step and turn was just MORE fluid. And let me tell you about the cut the doctor made to ensure that A's huge head could come out of my body..." Happy Labor Day, everyone. It really is a fun tradition. kidsaretheworst

109    4133    9/4/2017
Anna Macfarlane
Comments Count : 109
  • Omg yes you have too lol suazoem
  • Lol pixiielovee girl I went into labor on Labor Day so count me in too
  • This is gonna be me lol sweetnikkki123 suazoem
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  • This is you alohakjc
  • brookelynn724 same 😫😫😫
  • nkdealph πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
  • shawnnawilhite this reminded me of you 😷
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  • πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ bahahaha.
  • mcclainderek, shall I make this a horribly awkward Labor Day tradition for Colt? πŸ˜‚ "Labor Day is the day an on call doctor who looked like Uncle Ben cut Mommy even though she was pushing really hard but couldn't feel a thing & then he got stitch happy, but thank you for not giving me any stretch marks or scars. And your daddy wanted them to slow the process down. Now go & google episiotomy so you can understand & feel bad for Mommy & give her all your candy."
  • Me on Labor Day with my kids at the water park: "Boy! this water slide reminds me of when you slid out of me with a single push and a splash of...liquids...and the Doctor almost wasn't there in time. Such fun!!!"
  • Yes!! krystalballs13 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • Ewwww episiotomies are so unnecessary!
  • Stinking hilarious!! The kids will have nightmares for weeks! sheilam2 remember watching that birthing video in the parenting class in high school... crossed my legs so hard it hurt the whole time!!!! Ha ha ha!
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  • Omg πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • candacetutt get readyyyyyy!!!
  • britterlydk πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • mrmortgageman247pjk the caption πŸ˜‚
  • haha!
  • I can see us doing this for sure ! tazo67 aals23
  • kidsaretheworst πŸ˜‚ Me too! Especially like to tell the little one, born on Labor Day 7 years ago.
  • Oh god no mimijeanoks
  • brittanyz1422 once upon a time.... mommy pushed you out of her vagina
  • nikkicaprara πŸ˜‚
  • erinnblake darbramy πŸ˜‚
  • Lol!! Times 7!
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  • kwoyrn thelevyfamily ohh the stories we can tell😜
  • Ha ha ha. My son was born on Labor Day!
  • Best post ever!! Lets discuss in detail the episiotomy son......
  • "If you're ever annoyed about how urgently mommy has to get to the bathroom when she announces that she has to pee, it's your fault." πŸ˜«πŸ˜‚
  • ferfinklerames labor Day hahahhaha
  • I lost a litre of blood...
  • Lol!! c_m_r_617
  • Love your page!
  • Back pain, non-removable stains and teething too.
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  • I have 2 Labor Day babies and I love this idea!
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  • Hahaha. This is so funny!!!
  • Hahahahaha!!!!!
  • πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ and ewww.
  • Today is my daughters birthday as well so I'm really taking advantage of telling her about my labor with her! Then I told her that her birthday was such a big deal that everyone was celebrating with her.
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  • Yes!!! I love this!!!!
  • Great idea!
  • sarah_durrer 🀣
  • kidsaretheworst hey I had extra amniotic fluid too! It's the worst!!!! 🌊
  • lindsey_sanford πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • Hahaha ohh my
  • Ha! My second child was born on Labor Day!
  • Two years ago I spent 22 hours of Labor Day in labor. My daughter will hear about that for the rest of my life!
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  • ashdsand jburgner1983 my new tradition
  • Hahahhaha
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  • 'Let me tell you aaaalll about episiotomies! Peeing when you sneeze, jump, laugh, cough, talk, breathe! Painful cramps for days after birth! Loosing your hair in clumps! Post-partum depression!' It's a real treat, kids. Gather around for story time πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ™ŒπŸΌ 😜
  • 🀣🀣🀣🀣this is hilarious
  • obrnjennmartin dgroblewski jmnc85 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • Those stories are the perfect birth control πŸ˜†
  • kidsaretheworst OMG yes!!!!
  • I think I just found our new family tradition!! 🀣🀣🀣
  • Hahah! This is the best!! πŸ˜‚
  • πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘ I love you.
  • Oh my gosh I can't stop laughing!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • mrshongo hahaha. "This steak with browned butter reminds me of the time..."
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  • πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I'm dying! Brilliant!! The horrid post-labor constipation that landed me back in the hospital for split stitches... perfect dinner topic!!!
  • πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ can't wait for my daughter to ask where babies come from, and I can tell her the doctor cuts open your stomach and pulls one out
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  • kidsaretheworst I think you may like my "labor" day post from earlier today!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  • I hope you guys are just being silly and know that Labor Day is about working, and not childbirth
  • _mrs.mcclellan_ 3littleninos haha!
  • I love harassing my teenager. Just when he thinks he's coolest guy around, how nasty it is to drink after me, I gently remind him, "really you came out of me and breast fed!" It always makes him gag.
  • I'm so reposting!
  • aleahlarose I don't wait for labour day to remind my kids they almost killed me 😁
  • And the pain did not end there cause everytime I pee it burns like hell...
  • So so great! πŸ˜‚
  • Dying of laughter!
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  • i.garca02
  • πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚good one