Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-19There were SO MANY hilarious submissions to the call for doppelgängers in our Stories a couple days ago. Seriously. So. Funny. I think we need to do it again, yes?
Which was your favorite? One of these five or another?
Thank you all for playing. Everyone else, start making your side-by-side for the next round coming sooooon. kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22639438_138755756748120_8135222873909362688_n.jpg2017-10-19
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-19Slides are tricky. I mean, why don’t they bounce?
kathleenstephanou this video is amazing. Thank you for sharing it with me. 🤣🤣🙌🙌🏆 kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e15/p640x640/22637585_211802926025457_8842131820330876928_n.jpg2017-10-19
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-18I thought teenagers rolled their eyes a lot, but I didn’t realize how often I would eye roll as a parent.
My kids are out of school for five days for “October Break” and of course “everyone” is going on fun vacations but us.
Why would we leave during the most beautiful time of year? Sorry kids, Mom is boring and cheap and practical. kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22581902_229419480924409_1287342938610728960_n.jpg2017-10-18
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-18So I guess that means “Party in the Bathroom!” And if any of you even ask how she took a photo while using the toilet, I’m going to assume you are joking. Because 🚽 = 📱 right, mrshopper13? kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22580588_1958490547759633_6897060330199842816_n.jpg2017-10-18
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-18I mean, it’s not that hard. Get off the floor and get in yo’ bed!
How long does it take your kids to get into bed every night?
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-17I love when people say they have “A” junk drawer. As in singular. I have “A” drawer that’s organized and the rest are junk. Pretty sure.
howtobeadad you get me. I’m not even a dad and I feel like I know howtobeadad because YOU GET IT. Seriously, everything you post is art howtobeadadkidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22580241_774767009314588_1575395885368475648_n.jpg2017-10-17
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-17“I’m a hip old granny who can hip-hop, bebop, dance til ya drop and yo yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa.” Is there anything better than kid doppelgängers? Send your kid’s celebrity twins or tag kidsaretheworstTWINS and I’ll post some in my Stories. kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22500025_470686943312114_4762264200275820544_n.jpg2017-10-17
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-17But really, this is the sound as I’m walking outside to the car with keys and bag already in hand.
Wait. It is more like the chant when I’m in the car. On my way. Yes! Yes! Yes!
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-16Totally counts. As do the cobwebs I’ve been collecting all over the house. My boys and I seriously LOL’d at this, the21stcenturysahm 🤣🙌 I love finding funny accounts like the21stcenturysahm and sharing them with you. More funny means less crying. So check out the21stcenturysahm!! And kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22582067_702722116583888_802653847737597952_n.jpg2017-10-16
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-16I mean, only 50 cents?!? I hope I get the blue one!
WhatLikeTheClawGameIsHard? 📷: ash.cody.mac via danimike4kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22430462_276995062813602_2951756591034007552_n.jpg2017-10-16
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-16We are gonna have FUN and you’re all gonna be NICE and nobody is gonna BE A TURD. Because it’s FALL, y’all!
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-15Now that’s just bananas.
Yep, that’s all I got this morning. kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22499812_954303764708352_6390610551298326528_n.jpg2017-10-15
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-14I never knew how great drive-thru was until I had kids. There really should be more drive-thru services. Can I get an AMEN?
fromthebottomofmypurse is seriously hilar. Follow fromthebottomofmypurse if you like drive-thru and eating alone. ✋️✋️ kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22429702_331984050545517_3871925584418308096_n.jpg2017-10-14
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-14Sometimes dadjokes are even better when you wear a mask with a mustache. I don’t know why but it has something to do with science.
Tell me your best dad joke and I’ll have “Uncle Dale” tell a few in our Stories (pssst... it’s really me!! 🤔 annaistheworst )
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-13I want to write a Friday the 13th movie for parents where the kids are in danger and the parents just keep asking this question. I don’t know. Maybe too real to be funny. (“Mom, Bobby is chasing us with a chainsaw!” “Dad, Mary’s head turned in a full circle and she threw up all over us!” But did you die?!) kidsaretheworst repost fridaythe13thbutdidyoudiehttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22344637_154726861796279_5739313502850383872_n.jpg2017-10-13
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-13You can run... hopefully.
Happy Friday the 13th. Just to be safe, stay home and don’t go in the basement or upstairs. 🙈 kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/p640x640/22426881_832452396917622_1680457713210884096_n.jpg2017-10-13
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-12Oh how I wish I could try bacon again for the first time.
Well, I could try it for the first time... today. Please hold. ... BACON!!! Reason 49237c to have kids: first reactions and reminders of the good things in life. kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e15/22430122_121652888504167_6645018992001941504_n.jpg2017-10-12
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-11Who’s the boss? That’s right, I am. And don’t forget it, kid. High five!
Also, I miss the high five. Too many pounds, fists, knuckles, whatever people are calling it. Not enough high fives. Which do you prefer? ✋️or 👊? kidsaretheworst via mellamotrevorhttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22352132_1327482434045637_7306295229458415616_n.jpg2017-10-11
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-11That’s not true. I’m proud of your farts, too. If they are far away from me.
Keep tagging kidsaretheworst in your photos so we can laugh together about this hilarious hood called parenthood. And thanks for following, tagging your friends, leaving great comments, watching the Stories, sending me presents and cash... wait. Ummm... I got ahead of myself. Thanks to my sister amyrk7 who is so funny for sending this to me. She is almost the funniest in the family, maybe second. Which is saying something. https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/p640x640/22351782_1928800420777476_8057870796376244224_n.jpg2017-10-11
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-11I swear it gets funnier and funnier and by the 10th time I can’t even hear it because I’m wheezing.
Happy dayofthegirl where we can all make puppets with panty liners and lipgloss (!!) and celebrate it all!
This video from hillio is one of my favorite ever. kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e15/22429641_120713551929749_5908604414825857024_n.jpg2017-10-11
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-10It’s all I ever dreamed about. Fighting over money spent, talents unrealized, friendships forcibly made. Because I realllly didn’t want to finish all the other things I need to do and definitely didn’t want peaceful interactions with my kids. Hooray for after-school activities.
mylifesuckers is seriously the best. Do you already follow mylifesuckers? Of course you do. Because mylifesuckers is freaking hilarious. kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22352134_219656981902364_3435132139174100992_n.jpg2017-10-10
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-10I know it’s cheesy.
Sometimes I get an idea for a caption and I think “but will anyone laugh as much as I did?” Sometimes you just gotta throw shredded cheese to the wind and see if it is fine. 🤔🤷🏻♀️ 📷: betsy1486kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22344599_1498860340208901_4150186396583198720_n.jpg2017-10-10
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-09I got the magic in me. Especially when I tell them about the ghosts who only roam the halls of our homes at night. They’re friendly. Ish. Our ghosts know when you are sleeping. They know when you’re awake, too. Wait.
ALYCEONEWORD your video is magic. So good. kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e15/22427013_107357403356163_7612762960166912000_n.jpg2017-10-09
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-09Don’t be afraid to yell it out. Better yelling and apologizing later than being stuck with the cookie frosting station, veggie plate, or organizing a game. Trust ksujulie.
And seriously you should follow ksujulie because PLATES AND NAPKINS!
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-09Best part is, you can make it yourself, children!! “Ice is food” also sounds like the worst diet plan. Seriously, who decided this was something to add to the ice bag? I’m flummoxed. https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22427138_367587847014301_4562287074115321856_n.jpg2017-10-09
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-09Someone commented to me that they’d rather potty train again than teach their kids how to drive. AMEN! If your kid accidentally poops their pants, you clean it up, or buy another $15 pair of pants. But if your kid accidentally hits a pole while driving, you poop YOUR pants and pay $1500 to fix your car. Hopefully no pedestrians are walking around during the driving “lessons.” Oy to the vey, any tips on teaching your kids to drive? My daughter is doing great, but my car’s passenger side handles are all getting pretty worn out.
If you’re dying for more of our family, check out my personal page annaistheworst or our Stories! https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e15/p640x640/22427642_125606941435053_7618159625229041664_n.jpg2017-10-09
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-08See also: enough 💰 to buy the LARGE package of AAA batteries. Because we all know there’s a need for the AA batteries, but having extra trip-As around the house is just plain fancy.
This and more truth bombs from momtruthbomb if you like funny truth bombs like I do. kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22278191_726702367521997_8759273942616637440_n.jpg2017-10-08
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-08I don’t find this a-peeling. This is seriously bananas. We wanted to make pumpkin bread and now we have to make banana bread.
kidsaretheworst repost from waffletoddhttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22351725_1670989482924872_5150895492875419648_n.jpg2017-10-08
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-07Are clowns acceptable this year? I sure miss Homey.
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-07Life ruiners. That’s what we all hoped to become when we had children. Life ruiners forever!
If you don’t know reneecharytan and her memes, you are ruining your own darn life.
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-06Just try not to smile at this. I mean, Target, unicorn, dancing, cuteness, Halloween... this is the good stuff, my friends.
Have a great Friday and weekend! Thanks karlareed for sharing this happiest video.
Tag a friend who could use a smile. kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e15/22278138_1366083483513496_2554297684647215104_n.jpg2017-10-06
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-10-05Kids can be painfully honest... about other people. And cynicalparent I’m sure you look great and totally not “chuby.” Just to be sure, cynicalparent, maybe you should show us all what you look like. And tell us what you eat at picnics. Maybe we want to be invited to this “problum picnic!” 🤔😉 kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22220587_133031254091822_6787116941313048576_n.jpg2017-10-05