Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-09-19I'd tell you a joke about toilet paper, but it's tearable.
TPPhoneHome 📷: _miah.nicole kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/21879470_119198398790000_359668665970327552_n.jpg2017-09-19
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2017-01-07It'll go down, right?
Admit it, you're tempted to just flush it rather than to reach in and pull it out.
TPphoneHomeOhMyClog 📷: jhalstead1kidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/14723148_135918923573909_6798591277156794368_n.jpg2017-01-07
Anna MacfarlaneAnna Macfarlane2016-12-27I mean, it was a long weekend of rich food and it IS single-ply... HiMommyTPphoneHomekidsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e15/15624548_568026956729319_5501095375160737792_n.jpg2016-12-27
DogsAreTheWorst™DogsAreTheWorst™2016-06-23"So here's the thing. You were gone and I heard a noise, so I followed it and that's the last thing I remember. Who did this to us?!" TPphoneHome 📷: kateanddantedogsaretheworsthttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/13408752_1380084135338775_1146665818_n.jpg2016-06-23
Alexander HarveyAlexander Harvey2016-06-18Watching Tim come home :-) nasaissTPphonehome http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia publichttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/13402625_201178013615935_1180944179_n.jpg2016-06-18
Erin PustejovskyErin Pustejovsky2015-12-03HAPPY BIRTHDAY TP! So many years of friendship and terrible pictures. Even after all these years I'm still scared of you but I love ya! taylorThursdayTPphoneHomehttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/12346051_843585135759926_1424462323_n.jpg2015-12-03
Judgy McJudgertonJudgy McJudgerton2013-07-26Dear woman in the stall next to me, get off your phone. Your friend does not want to hear you urinate while she is trying to have a Conversation with you. Even the Queen of England leaves her phone in her office when she goes to the bathroom. And you, my dear, are not the queen of England. officepoliticsTPphonehome 🚽📵 https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e15/11378352_755238867929776_1437089386_n.jpg2013-07-26