JakeJake2017-11-19Not only did I shower him but I threw his favourite toy in the bin too. Worst. Day. Ever. https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/23596177_178210416064599_2114761825475100672_n.jpg2017-11-19
JakeJake2017-11-16The Scottish winter has definitely arrived (did it ever leave?) so Mia's lined hoody is back on. Look at those neck rolls though... neckrollsvelvetvelvetpighttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/23595871_2134330663487840_2934985220484497408_n.jpg2017-11-16
JakeJake2017-11-03I had breakfast with this today, he's clearly not happy being woken up at 6am every day 😂
First week of my new job is in the bag and I couldn't be happier 😃 https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/23164283_1649566611761756_6898872845053460480_n.jpg2017-11-03
JakeJake2017-10-25Here we see a wild hippo resting after a long day winding up it's little brother https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22709075_495816277469363_5753852607097470976_n.jpg2017-10-25
JakeJake2017-10-23This is the most valuable item in our house, the coveted blue whistler. All other toys bow to the blue whistler. As you can see, Mia is over the moon to be in possession, for now.
JakeJake2017-10-17Tired myself out chewing a big ol' hole in Jake and Jazz's lovely sofa while they were at the hospital. Very tasty, nice texture in the foam filling. 10/10 would recommend ✌️ dickheadhttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e15/22582547_358180707964570_2709375239875198976_n.jpg2017-10-17
JakeJake2017-10-14Oh you're trying to watch tv? Let me bash this ball off your face and grumble directly into your ear so you don't forget I'm here 😂 https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e15/22426690_124713188228292_3721153016645025792_n.jpg2017-10-14
JakeJake2017-10-08When you open the front camera by accident and you're just there with your double chin like... shrivelneckaccidentalselfiecandidhttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/22352581_2001756920101083_8450172125645373440_n.jpg2017-10-08
JakeJake2017-10-07Why is the stag on our duvet cover so angry though? 😂 whythelongfacefrownyfacehttps://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/p640x640/22280755_920037938147256_467457987024257024_n.jpg2017-10-07
JakeJake2017-09-27There's a spider on the ceiling 🕷️ It's early but I must alert all the neighbours of the impending danger and then cry at it for half an hour to try coax it down, so I can eat it.
UPDATE - THE BLOODY THING DESCENDED ONTO THE BED ON ITS STUPID WEE WEB. DAD FREAKED OUT. I WENT AFTER IT LIKE A SHARK. WE LOST TRACK OF IT. DAD IS AWAY TO SET FIRE TO THE BED. https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/21911297_271426720036029_9186340571130626048_n.jpg2017-09-27